Kami Kami bite counter keeps your kid masticating
There is a new gadget that counts the number of chews a child takes while eating their food. Once the kid gets to 1000 chews a little jingle is played to celebrating their ability to successfully down their food in bits, not completley whole. It was made for kids that “eat their hamburgers whole”, so that they can learn to actually chew their food in a ‘fun’ way.
Honestly, I don’t really want to know what the next step is in the world of gadgets for children because it may be too strange to even imagine. The outcome of this new toy is obesity, an issue which the world is already struggling with, but the inventors sugar coat it with a BS excuse that it helps kid chew. What will help kids chew is the massive stomach pains they recieve when they are dense enough to eat a burger whole. This will effect me in the way that I may see a kid strapped to this invention and laugh.
